Your future self just DM’d me

I was minding my business, sipping my drink, watching the AI Hacks dashboard refresh in real time, when suddenly a notification popped up.

Your future self DM’d me.

I know.
I was surprised too.
They were very clear about the urgency, though, so I am passing the message along exactly as it came in.

Here is what they said:

“Hi. It is me. Future You.
Please tell Present Me to stop scrolling around like a confused squirrel and join AI Hacks today.
I am begging.
My workflow is cleaner here.
My content is rolling out with so much ease I barely recognize myself.
My operations feel like someone gifted me extra brain cells.
My calendar is finally calm.
Do not blow this.
Do it before the bonuses vanish.
Thank you for your service.”

Then they sent three sparkles and a GIF of someone running dramatically through a doorway.

I asked them what changed.
They said the moment they joined AI Hacks, everything started flowing.
The Hack of the Month made tasks lighter.
The prompts started solving problems.
The tools built momentum fast.
The monthly Power Hour kept them accountable.
The community felt like a secret productivity cult in the best possible way.

And then they said something else.

They said the bonuses matter.
A lot.

• Vacation Giveaway.

• Social Profile Profit System.

• Custom GPT Library.

• Signed Micro SaaS Tool Book priority list.

• Lifetime Syllabi discount.

• Private Launch Party.

All of them are here right now.
Tomorrow there will be fewer.
By the end of the week, most will be gone.

Your future self wanted you to know that too.

If you want to make them proud, here is the doorway they sprinted through:

Join AI Hacks
https://aihacks.io/

They will meet you on the other side, slightly smug and very grateful.

See you inside.

Austin

PS. Future You ended the DM with “do not make me time-travel again.”
I think that was a joke, but I cannot be sure.