We opened the doors and everything exploded

I am trying to breathe normally

If you were anywhere near our backend this morning, I owe you an apology for the chaos you witnessed.

I logged in at 8:01am and thought my screen had malfunctioned.
I refreshed it.
It got worse.
I refreshed it again.
It got louder.

At 8:01, the first wave rushed the page.

At 8:03, the counter hit double digits.

At 8:06, Slack sounded like a crowd losing its mind.

At 8:12, someone typed “this is insane” in all caps.

At 8:17, Scott yelled across the room.

At 8:22, Steve tried to narrate like he was calling a horse race.

At 8:29, my caffeine kicked in and I started cheering for strangers.

I have seen things today.

People were snagging founding member spots so fast the dashboard could barely keep up.
The bonuses were flying into carts like they had their own engines.
And the first 200 started disappearing in real time.

Founding member pricing is still open, but the window is shrinking.
The full bonus stack is still live, but not for long.

If you want a shot before the next rush hits, the link is here:

Join AI Hacks https://aihacks.io/

Workflows are being downloaded.
Prompts are being copied.
People are already implementing.

Take your seat before the next wave hits!

See you inside.

Austin

PS: My voice is gone from cheering at my laptop. Worth it.